I saw this in The Onion, and I thought it was hilarious. I guess it's kind of an inside joke between Kelly and me.

Supreme Court Cock-Blocks Iowa Man
WASHINGTON, DC—By an 8-1 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court cock-blocked Des Moines, IA, bar patron Jon Carmody Friday, severely curtailing his power to score with fellow bar-goer Megan Navarre. "Carmody's right to put the moves on Navarre does not and cannot be construed to supersede this court's right to hit on her, too," Justice Antonin Scalia wrote in the majority opinion. "That Carmody scored last weekend with that blonde girl at P.J.'s serves to illustrate that he's had enough for now. We will preclude the shit out of that tool getting any from Navarre."

By the way, I was watching more Sopranos, and the son was wearing a long-sleeved version of a shirt that I had in college. I guess I had better taste in clothes than I thought.