I never thought I would have to say this, but a bird shit on my laptop...while it was in my house!

My laptop and all my dissertation-related stuff was on the kitchen table, and I guess Jace left the back screen door and Ed's doggy door wide open when he left. So in the few hours while nobody was home a bird must have flown in and out. There was also shit on the sink, the refrigerator, the clean dishes in the drying rack, and one of the kitchen chairs.